Okay , common people , the real election season may be coming to a close but ours is in full lilt . Below are your three candidates for People ’s Tribune . You ’ll be discover more from them subsequently in the workweek , but for now , let ’s do the whole contact - and - greet , bag - and - smile matter :
Mike LandauCampaign slogan:“I know more useless information than anyone on the face of the planet . “Speech ! Speech!:I am working on my Ph.D. in psychology at the University of Georgia . I have 23 successive years of education . I think I ’m turn a loss my brain . I would really wish to win something . Please take me as the Tribune .
Lyssa ( we ’re assuming she goes by one name , like Beyonce)Campaign slogan:“Lyssa ! Helping the great unwashed since at least 10 o’clock this forenoon . “Speech ! Speech!:Why should I be your campaigner ? Since " ‘cause I said so" only works with my baby ’s kids and a wussy ex-husband - fellow , here ’s why ! 1 . Some might categorize me as a skulker . I say that I ’m just so furtive , you do n’t notice me participating . My ninja - alike commenting skills go unnoticed by the untrained eye . And who does n’t sleep together ninja science ? " Vote Lyssa , she ’s stealthy!“ 2 . I ’m diverse ! I bed art , literature and skill , but I am also known for sending champion flagrant facts and crappy bug pictures to deflower their luncheon . " Lyssa . Representing Shakespeare AND matter you want to poke with stick . “ 3 . I ’m full of great ideas ! You want devoid healthcare ? I propose Cooperative Preventative Healthcare Plan 2006 ! Every metre you see a co - worker doing something that might potentially damage their health , you indicate a rolled up newspaper at them and go , " NO . No . BAD.“ ( But you do n’t smack them with it . induce that ’s average . And you could cause a contusion or rend a muscle , defeat the purpose of Cooperative Preventative Healthcare Plan 2006 . ) … Great idea , diversity and ninja attainment . You ca n’t beat that with a nun book a yard measure .
get making your pro and con inclination now ; voting takes place on Wednesday . No hanging chads , we promise .
