Two major movement motion-picture show hit DVD this week : Oz the keen and herculean and Hansel and Gretel : Witch Hunters , but which witches will reign supreme ? What the hell is Disney doing to Minnie Mouse ? And why is that anime girl spitting on that son ? you’re able to only find out in this hebdomad ’s DVD and Blu - shaft releases !
•Oz , the big and Powerful
Sam Raimi heads to Oz in this prequel to the classic . How Tim Burton did n’t conduct this with Johnny Depp in the Oz role I ’ll never have it away .
•Hansel and Gretel : Witch Hunters
Two leather - resile siblings wield steam - power , bet - filled Richard Jordan Gatling guns to hound Famke Jannsen in what may be the most joyfully anachronistic film of all time . I have a hard time believing it is n’t brilliant , but I have an equally hard time believing it is n’t terrible , either .
•Minnie ’s The Wizard of Dizz
Disney remembers it owns the theatrical role of Minnie Mouse and liberate this straight person - to - videodisk movie entirely to ride on the coattails of the other Disney Oz movie , I guess . manifestly Minnie is hold to “ Dizz ” through a pinkish crack cocaine , which should recite you pretty much everything you involve to know about this sketch .
•Digimon Tamers
intimately sleep with as “ the unadulterated third season ” to … somebody , surely .
•Doctor Who : The thinker of Evil
The third Doctor cope with a scientist who has establish a machine which take the evil out of criminals — but where that evil is going is another matter all .
•Doctor Who : Inferno Special Edition
Another classic Pertwee Who adventure , now with extra ! Includes a commentary track from the producer and the Brig , a 45 - minute “ make of ” featurette , a look at the stunt company that worked on Who , the fourth part of the “ Doctor Forever ! ” documentary , and much more .
•Bleach Uncut Set 17
More stuff set in the gum anime - only “ Zanpakuto Rebellion ” plot line . I wear this is why the solidifying boast the character Rangiku on the cover , whose defining characteristic is having tremendous breasts .
•Big Bad Beetleborgs Metallix : time of year 2 Vol . 1
Sure , the Big Bad Beetleborgs get all the attention . But do you ever hear about the Small Good Beetleborgs and their tireless charity work ? It ’s a ignominy , I tell you .
•Ring of Fire
When an oil rig sets off a asshole - ton of volcanoes , only that one dude who used to be married to Jennifer Garner for a while can save the day . carbon monoxide gas - starring Locke from Lost .
•Mysterious Girlfriend X
So this seem to be an anime series all about a relationship between two high school scholarly person that start when the daughter spits in the boy ’s face . In fact , the whole series may be based around saliva . I ’m 100 % serious .
•Space warrior
A “ Hallmark Original Movie ” about kid going to space camp . Suffice it to say , no exotic thrust its ovipositor down a kid ’s pharynx and lays its egg in the child ’s chest . I cerebrate . reasonably sure .
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