Hackers Hit LHC, Sorta Maybe Came Close To Actual Damage

Bad news program today at the Large Hadron Collider , that big - blast tester everyone ’s beennervouslyjokingabout all calendar week : Some badasses who call themselves the Greek Security Team hacked computers at the deftness . In fact , they acquire in so deep , say news report , that they were “ one step away ” from cracking into the estimator mastery organization of one of the LHC ’s “ sensing element . ” Sounds shivery , but it seems that , for scientist , it was more irksome than apocalyptical . The so - called GST posted a minacious substance at cmsmon.cern.ch , the website of the Compact Muon Solenoid Experiment team , which apparently closed with : “ We are 2600 – do nt mess with us . ” ( Clearly , they did n’t allow right punctuation mark get in the way of their dastardly schemes . ) Eventually they were fend off . CERN spokesman James Gillies say , “ There seems to be no harm done . From what they can tell , it was someone make the point that CMS was hackable . ” But even if they had bump through to the next electronic internet , it is n’t clear whether they could ’ve commenced Operation : Space - Time Rift . Says the UK Telegraph :

If they had hack into a 2d computer mesh , they could have turned off part of the vast detector and , said the insider , “ it is hard enough to make these things puzzle out if no one is messing with it . ”

In related news , here’syet another queasy LHC joke . [ Telegraph UK – Thanks Jason and Henry ! ]

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