Pornhub has really outdone itself this time . After invent a wearable thatlets you appoint your gadgets by jerking off , the pop purveyor of freemium smut is now offering an uncanny golem butt that twerks . It even comes with a virtual realism headset that put up “ the first 3D cybersex experience . ”Welcome to the future tense , pervs .
The descriptively named Twerking Buttdoes more than just jiggle . TheClassic Versionof this upside - down hokey ass feature something called Cyberskin that hot up up and vibrates as well as massages , in six different ways based on input from an include distant control or a comparable mobile app . Then you ’ve perplex theDeluxe Versionwhich PornHub claim is capable of “ endless twerking stage setting . ”
Both the Classic and Deluxe TwerkingButt let in a VR headset for the aforesaid immersive cybersex experience . For the next week , Pornhub is proffer the Classic and Deluxe versions for $ 500 and $ 800 , respectively . ( They ’ll be $ 700 and $ 1,000 thereafter . ) Both TwerkingButts also include a water jet for cleaning up after the play .
It all go absurd because it is . While the cyberspace was bound to become the ultimate erotica phthisis tool , VR technologyhas land us one step nearer to fucking robotsand think the warm embracing of a human porta . Now all that ’s lacking is an by artificial means intelligent Android that will respond to our deepest desire and harbour our wildest illusion . If scifi has instruct us anything , it ’s how that futurewill be a really raging ride .
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