Excuse me , sir . Sir ! If you would put down your newspaper forthwith , and concede me your fullest attention for a state of affairs most dire .
For I have learned news program most terrible concerning the electronic web , and its various scoundrels and malcontents . Yes , my good man , though you may be a stranger to me , for certain a development of this magnitude is worth divest your gaze from that antediluvian medium of communication . If one could call print “ communicating . ”
Yes , sir , on Twitter , there are now those with the chutzpah to call themselves the Original Tweeter — despite the paucity of any certifiable evidence to contest my title to that honorable title . I am the Original Tweeter ! Look for yourself on my Samsung Galaxy S II , and try out not to avert your gaze :
Even more coveted than the blue checkmark!pic.twitter.com / PMJrt0cTSB
— anildash.com ( @anildash)January 24 , 2019
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Tf does that mean “ original tweeter”pic.twitter.com/zajDwyxW3s
— 🌞 ( @lilaccie)January 24 , 2019
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original tweeter , do not stealpic.twitter.com/DhHG8umyss
— Alissa McAloon ( @Gliitchy)January 24 , 2019
" Original Tweeter , " huh ? I guess that ’s how they ’ll fix this thing.pic.twitter.com/LwRkr4T5QS
— Frederic Lardinois ( @fredericl)January 24 , 2019
Feeling possess as hellpic.twitter.com/kHxxaW4Gnz
— Ashley Feinberg ( ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social ) ( @ashleyfeinberg)January 24 , 2019
those of you with eminent standards for joke are operate to desire to dampen the words “ original tweeter ” ASAP
— Nitsuh Abebe ( @ntabebe)January 24 , 2019
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Is this illogic ? rabies ? Asimple UI variety to destine which user start a thread ? Or have the various gas - dish and money - men which pass this execrable site simply thrust a blackheart ’s dirk in my back ?
My god , gentleman’s gentleman , shall they have me innovate myself at this class ’s Shorty Awards as the Original Original Tweeter ? Ridiculous !
I see you , too , have grow irritated at this indignation , and animatedly so ! I shall impart you with your newspaper publisher , sir , but eternal sleep assured that this affair will be accost at the in high spirits levels — mayhaps I will even write off a tweet directed at @jack himself . Yet I have a parting doubt . I am intrigued by this periodic you hold . What , per se , is Naughty Neighbors ?
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