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The plotlines on CSI : Cyber are daft bordering on absurd , but tonight ’s episode pull ahead a special Incompetency Award for inadvertently portray the Cybercrimes Division as a thoroughly corrupted place to function .

or else of focalise on the revenge porn case she ’s take aim to prosecute , Special Agent Avery Ryan diverts the Cybercrime Division ’s tending to helping ex - hacker and current tec Raven . Raven is distressed about her friend Tracey , who attain someone is hacking her and send emails through her account . Though it ab initio see like a low - level fake slip , Avery pulls a large portion of her staff to catch Tracey ’s fraudster anyways — except Raven , who is disallow from working on it due to the obvious struggle of interest .

In this workweek ’s episode , “ bosom Me , ” online geological dating gets jackhammered into a sneak ’s Eden . The installment hinges on the idea that HeartMe , a dating app standardized to Tinder or Grindr , get embrace by most youthful people despite its intense geolocation tagging , which allows hoi polloi to see every clip they ’ve crossed paths with each other and leave an incredibly detailed map of where users go every day on its servers . The ethnic willingness to use a dating app that seems designed to help stalker go unmentioned .

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But again , that ’s not the most unrealistic part of the episode . The most unrealistic part is how Avery still has a problem after mismanage her cadre of cyber - sleuths so flagrantly .

Even though Avery severalize her not to work on it , Raven proceed to repeatedly interfere with the sheath , which farm more and more utmost as the impostor manager — a resentful beta male list Holden — frames Raven ’s friend until she is provoke from her task , evicted from her apartment , and ultimately accused of murder .

While Tracey is on the run , Raven gives Tracey a novel “ hacker - trial impression ” equipment so powerfully code that “ the head of the NSA would n’t be able to notice you . ” Within a day , Holden fancy out Tracey ’s number by using a very compact ISMI catcher .

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Even though Raven ’s interferences help keep a maniac at large long enough to actually murder someone and most allow Tracey to mangle her prowler , at the end of the sequence , Avery praises Raven for her bumbling efforts , and rent Tracey off the hook for attempt execution . This is after she get in trouble for countenance DB submit data-based telephone set - microbe evidence that they both screw to be flimsy .

The episode close with DB prove Avery “ weird ” push notification he set about receive from a dating app . They bump into Nelson , who freely and casually allow in that he went ahead and impersonated DB on the cyberspace to help oneself DB get particular date . Avery puts on a mock - shocked face and laugh , as though a former hacker subordinate committing digital fraud and impersonating his superior in a manner similar to what the criminal recently take hold of by the division did is just a hilarious gag .

I have n’t even mentioned how Mundo is having a queasy crack-up about his dad having cancer , getting hammed at bars alone on work nights despite being latterly reconciled with his married woman and the father of a belittled child , and Avery knows about it . Instead of being like “ Hey , Mundo , you are supposed to be a penis of an elite federal crime - contend police squad , and also you are the dad of a young house , your behaviour is inappropriate and you are on probation and should seek counseling ” she half - heartedly yells at him for allow his personal lifespan affect his work and then let him skip work to go scream in a motorcar as his girl look on .

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Avery is unfit at her job .

RIP , Shad Moss Vest Watch : Anyone who read my recaps last time of year knows that Shad Moss make love how to rock a bootless schematic torso cover with aplomb in his persona as Nelson , but Nelson is wearing far more casual dud this year . Nary a vest in passel . So I ’m putting my waistcoat watch on hiatus until further observance .

embarrass Ted Danson duologue : Last hebdomad Danson was made to say “ You on fleek . ” This hebdomad , we have a tie for risky line of the dark :

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