Cat+Toast=Anti-Gravity

For this anti - gravity experimentation we will require one computed tomography ( sooner precious ) and one piece of toast butter on one side only . Now this experimentation relies on two constants , one being a cat in movement will always land on its pes . And the other being when buttered goner travels from point X to point Y , it will always land butter side down .

Once the cat and toast have been decent joined together with the butter side facing away from the fur step back and enjoy , because there is no manner for this paired objective to reach the ground harmonise to our newly proven scientific laws . opine about it , if the toast were about to land buttered side down that would empty the kitty from land on its feet . However , if the kitten was to land on its hand then the buttered side of the toast would n’t be face down on the floor . There is no conceivable way for them both to farming .

There you have it , the first ever kitten n ’ goner anti - gravity machine . Now we must work on securing them to snowboards only then will we be on to something truely great .

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