It ’s difficult to be a mega - company and not be malefic . There ’s justsomething about set up a huge empire of worldwide reach that somehowmakes a CEO desire to make grow viruses and weapon and malefic robots , I imagine . Butjust because a corporation is evil does n’t mean that ’s it ’s good at being malign — here are 10 companies who should have guard a few evil education seminarsbefore enacting their nefarious design .
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1 ) UmbrellaCorporation
Whether it ’s the evil tummy of the Resident Evil videogames , or the evilcorporation of the film , the Umbrella Corporation should be commended for itsdevotion to profits over any sort of common sense . develop an uncontrollablevirus that turn people into zombies is dumb to begin with — it beinguncontrollable and all — but it claim impressive incompetence to rent nothingbut idiot , lunatics , and actively malign masses to determine over the projection , ensuring it get out and ends the humans . The videogame Umbrella get bonuspoints , because even though the T - computer virus is actually stopped , they immediatelyget back on that zombie cavalry and prove a raw uncontrollable plague in Spain .
2 ) Weyland - Yutani
A Xenomorph is kind of like a zombie computer virus , when you thinkabout it . They ’re both pretty much unstoppable killing political machine that peoplethink they can turn into a net profit , despite the almost 100 % certainty that they’lldie in the process , all their customers will die in the process , or both . In Alien , W - Y intentionally sent theNostromo to LV-426 to gibe out the Xenomorph without warning them , basicallyensuring that the mission would be a catastrophe . In Aliens , they typeset up a colony on LV-426 and told them to investigatethe remains of the Nostromo , again without warning them of the Xenomorphs , again see everyone dies and nothing is accomplished . Why not just send inthe damn marines in the first spot ? And do n’t get me started on the WeylandCorporation of Prometheus , who used all their resources to send one dickish oldman into space so he could be bludgeoned to death by Michael Fassbender ’s head .
3 ) Primatech PaperCompany
Also known as “ The caller , ” the preferred nomenclature forevil tummy everywhere , this simulated business organisation from Heroes was set about with the baronial of intentions : to avoid afuture catastrophe like the one that pass off at Camp Coyote Sands . This meanttracking the earth ’s superpowered population , and eliminating the dangerousones — which , sure , is vicious , but not strictly incompetent . But if you canexplain how 1 ) developing the Shanti computer virus , which can kill 93 % of thepopulation , or 2 ) go down on up New York City , counts at all as “ avoiding future catastrophes,”then congratulation , because you ’re smarter than every Primatech employee everfeatured on Heroes .
4 ) ResourcesDevelopment Administration
The generically named corporation of James Cameron ’s Avatar ( admittedly , it is a perfect namefor a ship’s company that want to find a material called “ unobtainium ” ) had a veryodd plan for manage with the native Na’Vi of the planet Pandora . They firstdecided to bioengineere imitation Na’Vi organic structure and insert multitude ’s consciousnessesinto them so they could search the planet and deal with the native , and then , as presently as one of these “ embodiment ” run native and attacks a dozer , theyjust bomb the shit out of everything . If they were run low to jump killing theNa’Vi at the least irritation , why did n’t they just do that in the first placeinstead of spending all that sentence and money on the Avatar plan ?
5 ) Rossum Corporation
Dollhouse ’s RossumCorporation start out vicious , but it did n’t deform incompetent until late in thegame . The iniquity come when the company developed the technology to mind - wipehumans and sneak in other personality and skills into them , and started rentingthese “ doll ” to people , often to have ( technically unwilling ) sex with them . Also evil : When they started offering to stick in citizenry ’s judgement into otherpeople ’s body , thus effectively allowing the very , very fertile hoi polloi who couldafford the physical process to be immortal ( at the simple price of the poor the great unwashed who’sbodies they steal ) . This was stupid , as this proliferation allowed the Chinesegovernment to steal their engineering science , who used it to , uh , create a earphone callthat turned everyone who heard it into harebrained murderers , causing theapocalypse . true , the Taiwanese government does n’t amount off too well here , but it ’s Rossum ’s shift for value profits over the end of the world .
6 ) Tyrell Corporation
The Replicant - making company from Blade Runner has a unique business program : make artificialintelligences so complete they often think they are human , and certainly knowenough to fear their own death . The one remainder is that replicants don’thave empathy , so they ’re all sociopaths with no remorse about killing . Thenthey contrive these replicants to die in four eld . So they are , in essence , create sulfurous murderers with nothing to lose . I ca n’t reckon how that mightbe trouble .
7 ) LexCorp
As far as business organisation go , LexCorp is extremely successful , and its owner , Lex Luthor , is extremely wise . Why is it on this list , you ask?Well , imagine how much more successful LexCorp would be if its founder didn’tspend one-half of the company ’s resources on trying to drink down Superman ? No more suitsof battle armour , no more kryptonite mining , no more detailed traps — if Lexredistributed his “ Kill Superman ” budget , he could likely lick everynon - superpowered problem in the world . And then he would be a bigger hero thanhis enemy .
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- Cyberdyne Systems
Given how many dissimilar timelines the Terminator enfranchisement has , the genuine act of Cyberdyne vary frommovie to movie to television set show to whatever . But the basic fact is this : They developan hokey intelligence smart enough to control all of the military’soffensive and defensive capableness , let in its nuclear arsenal , and thenforgot to make certain it would n’t gross out the screwing out if someone endeavor to sprain itoff . Hell , even a line of code that understand “ killing all humans = bad ” apparentlynever made it on their to - do listing .
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9 ) SpectacularOptical
Albeit more of a crazy government cabal disguise as acompany than a real company , this corporation from David Cronenberg ’s Videodrome produces the self - titledshow , full of actual torture and hot murder , to give secret mind tumour tothe horrible people who would descend to watch such filth , down them off andpurging company . Given the terrifyingly enceinte audience of Here Comes Honey BooBoo , I think we can safely say that if the Videodrome program were real theplanet ’s population would be dead of inside a hebdomad . To paraphrase H.L. Mencken:“No one even went broke underestimating the watch wont of the Americanpublic . ”
10 ) Omni ConsumerProducts
Where to begin ? The company that created RoboCop isridiculous . First of all , it ’s in the business of make robotic policeofficers , despite most of its executives being ask in criminalenterprises ; that ’s like a bear run a company that makes bear cakehole . And that’sOmni at it ’s smart ; in Robocop 2,they make up one’s mind to sprain a criminal into a RoboCop , as if that was n’t the mosttransparently speculative estimate ever . In Robocop 3,while on the threshold of failure , they make an ground forces of “ urban rehabilitators”with orders to pretty much shoot down everybody , as if no one would mark . But youknow what ’s most mad about Omni ? They inconvenience oneself to do any of this in Detroit .
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